Ukumangala Uma Kuthi ... Uma Kungukuthi ... UThor Ubengukuphela Kwezingane?

25 Settembre 2021

Sonke siyazi ukuthi u-Odin uBaba Wabo Bonke wamthola kanjani uLoki, indodana ka-Ice Giant Laufey, washiywa futhi washiywa eyofela enkundleni yempi efriziwe yaseJotunheim. Intombazane encane eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka yancibilikisa inhliziyo ka-Odin ngakho-ke, kanye neChest of Ancient Winters, wabaleka noLoki ukuyomkhulisa njengowakhe, njengendodana yakhe ezalayo uThor. Lesi siqephu sakamuva se Kuthiwani uma… cabanga umhlaba lapho u-Odin ebuyisele uLoki kubantu bakhe futhi uhlobo lomuntu u-Odin abengaba yilo ukube uThor bekuwukuphela kwengane.

Kubukeka sengathi ngaphandle komfowabo wokutholwa, uThor ngabe waziwa njengo "Party Prince" ka-Asgard. Njengoba ubaba wakhe u-Odin engena ekuvuseleleni i-Odin Sleep, umama kaThor, uFrigga (okhulunywe ngu UJosette Eales) ushiya ukugubha i-solstice nodadewabo. Kepha ngaphambi kokuthi akwenze, utshela indodana yakhe eyaphambuka uThor ukuthi agxile ezifundweni zakhe futhi ayivimbele ekugubheni ngenkathi uHeimdall embhekile. Lokhu akumqedi amandla uThor ngoba uyazi iplanethi ebuyela emuva kakhulu ukuthi ngisho neHeimdall ayinaki… Umhlaba! Ngokuqondile i-Las Vegas.

Ukufika kukaThor, ephelezelwa ngubani ovela kwi-MCU, njengoba bekulindelwe Kuthiwani uma… umbhali omkhulu AC Bradley, kulandelwa isazi senkanyezi uJane Foster (Natalie Portman) noDarcy Lewis (Kat dennings). UJane wenza ukuxhumana kokuqala noNkulunkulu waseNorse ukuze ambuze ukuthi iqembu lakhe langaphambilini e-Alpha Star Icarus yilona eliholele ekubhujisweni kweplanethi. Kepha kuphenduka masinyane kube ngumzuzu omuhle wokuhlangana, njengakwi "timeline engcwele", uJane noThor bathandana futhi bathola nemidwebo!

UJane ujoyina ngokushesha i-spree kanye noDarcy ebopha ifindo noWoward the Duck (USeth Green)! Ekuseni emva kobusuku obubodwa ngaphandle nje kwe- Hangover, UJane noDarcy babizelwe eSHIEL Hellicarrier nguMaria Hill (Cobie Smulders). Kubukeka sengathi uHill manje usengumphathi obambile. Njengoba umoya weqembu usabalele emhlabeni wonke, uHill akanakho okunye angakwenza ngaphandle kokusebenzisa "indlela yokugcina," isikhwama sikaFury ukubiza uCarol Danvers / uCaptain Marvel.

Okwamanje eFrance, amaLoki (Tom Hiddleston) okhule eyisidlakela seqhwa kulokhu okungokoqobo ujoyina iphathi nama "ice bros" akhe ukuphuma noThor, "umfowabo womunye umama". Ngokushesha, uCaptain Marvel oyisidina weqembu (U-Alessandra Daniels) uphazamisa iqembu ukuzama ukuqeda ubumnandi bukaThor. UCarol noThor balwa emhlabeni wonke noThor bagcina bemshaya ngokwenza iqhinga elifanayo noMjolnir alisebenzisa kuLoki empini yokugcina yokugcina. Thor ibhayisikobho. Ngokusobala, uCarol wayebambe amandla akhe aphelele ngenxa yomonakalo azowenza uma ekhipha konke ayenakho.

Njengoba iqembu likhula nezivakashi eziningi nokubhujiswa (ikakhulukazi uSurtur ebeka iSitatimende Sokukhululeka) uDanvers uthumba uThor eSiberia lapho engadingeki akhathazeke nganoma iziphi izisulu zomphakathi, engazi ukuthi uMaria Hill unohlelo lokubuyisela emuva qalisa isiteleka senuzi kuThor ngethemba lokuqeda ama-antics akhe. Ukukhetha amasu okunokuthula okwengeziwe, iziphuphutheki zikaJane noDarcy zokuduna (ngosizo oluvela ku-off-screen u-Erik Selvig) ukuxhumana noHeimdall. UJane uyiswa e-Asgard lapho "athengisa khona" uThor kuFrigga. Ngesikhathi esifanele ngenhlanhla ngoba uFrigga uthumela umyalezo kuThor ukuthi uphazamisa uhambo lwakhe lokulawula "iqembu lakhe lokufunda" eMhlabeni.

Isaba ulaka lukanina, isikhulu seqembu sigcina ngokuqeda ukukopela kwakhe futhi sikwazile ukukholisa abaphathi be-intergalactic ukuthi basize ukuhlanza iplanethi, ngakho-ke uFrigga akasahlakaniphile. Ukulandela i-classic ye-Wild Teen Party sitcom trope, uThor nabangane bakhe baqhubekela phambili ezinxushunxushwini ezonakaliswe yiphathi. Ngokufika kukaFrigga, kubonakala sengathi uThor ukhohlise umama wakhe ngeqembu lakhe "lokufunda nokushintshana ngamasiko" waze wabheka isando sakhe esonakele uMjolnir.

Ngaphambi kokushiya iMidgard, uThor uvakashela okokugcina kuJane Foster ukuyomcela ngokusemthethweni usuku. Ngaphambi kokuthi uMlindi athi, "Baphila kamnandi njalo," uyaphazamiseka lapho ingosi engaqondakali imemezela ibutho lamarobhothi e-Ultron eliholwa yi-Ultron / Vision fusion egqoke wonke ama-Infinity Stones ayisithupha afakwe ezingubeni zakhe.

Amanothi ahlukahlukene

"Kuthiwani uma uThor ... bekungukuphela kwengane" ngu- Uphi uWaldo? yama-cameo e-MCU. Akuyona neze uhlu oluphelele, ngizozama ngakho konke okusemandleni ukukhomba abalingiswa engibabonile. Zizwe ukhululekile ukubeka engikukhumbule kumazwana abekiwe!
Bengingazi ukuthi izihlubuki ezahlukahlukene zaseSakaaran zinamagama. Lona omi eduze kweYondu ubizwa ngokuthi uBiff.

Ikati Goose (empeleni umfokazi ovela eFlerken) kuyashiwo futhi uDarcy uyashesha ukuthola i- Top Gun inkomba.

UDarcy noHoward umshado wabo ukhanseliwe, ngakho-ke ngobuchwepheshe uDarcy usenguNkk Dada!
Yize engekho esiqeshini esithi "What If Thor Was a Only Child", u-Erik Selvig wadlala ngu Stellan Skarsgård kumabhayisikobho kushiwo kafushane.
Okungenani uSelvig akahambi nqunu eStonehenge!
Ngeke ngimangale uma i-Frost Giant Loki noma i-Ultron Vision ekugcineni bezitholela izibalo zabo zeFunko.
Sonke siyajabula ukubona uNatalie Portman ephethe isando lapho UThor: Uthando nokuduma ushaya amathiyetha ngonyaka ozayo. Ngo-2019, lapho bememezela okokuqala ukuthi uPortman uzobuya njengoJane Foster, abalandeli abaningi bamangala ngempela, ikakhulukazi ngoba uPortman ngokwakhe wathi "uvalele uThor" I-Vanity Fair ingxoxo. Lokhu ikakhulukazi kwakubangelwa ukungagculiseki kwakhe Thor: Umhlaba Omnyama nokuhamba komqondisi wokuqala Patty Jenkins. Kuphephile ukusho ukuthi ubudlelwano bukaPortman neMarvel Studios bathuthuka kuye ukuze abuyise uJane Foster kuzo zombili ifilimu nezithombe.

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